Bickering With My New Camera – Blog #3April 12th, 2012 by Chris
cb: What ?
Cam: What ?!
cb: What are you looking at ?
Cam: I’m not looking at nothin’ – you still have my lens cap on.
cb: Well, what do you want? You’re just sitting there.
Cam: I don’t want nothin’. I just do my job. You’re the boss.
cb: Yeah. I guess I’m just having a little trouble making the first move.
Cam: Get over yourself. You’ve never known what you’re gonna shoot in advance. Take a walk.
cb: I walk all the time. You just haven’t been invited yet.
cb: Yeah, whatever. Like you don’t want to go click, click, click.
Cam: Dude. I’m a machine. A computer. Quit looking at me, and get back on the horse.
cb: See – I knew you wanted to get out. OK – maybe as a favor to you. I’ll do it for you.
Cam: Tweaker. Just don’t drop me like you did the last one – that’s all I ask. Give me a shot. My battery is charged, you’ve got two SD cards ready to go.
cb: As a favor to you. I don’t even care, but now you’re getting all worked up, so I’ll do it for you. You should meditate more.
Cam: I should meditate more?!?! That’s rich.
cb: If you were nicer, this would be easier.
Cam: Riiiiight … So this is all about your feelings …?
cb: Do not invalidate my feelings.
Cam: Give it a rest.
cb: Fair enough. Let’s roll. I’m glad we talked.
Cam: Nuff said
(Click, Click, Click)